Lakor Dad Bod T-shirt

The torso! Created in the image of the gods and shaped by a lifelong diet of potatoes and gravy. The sailor in this motif was a prime example of a man. He had sailed the world’s seas and rocked in all kinds of water beds. He had seen the sun rise over palm tops and watched it set behind his voluminous, well-shaped belly. He had eaten from the tree of life, yet still set foot on paradisiacal islands. He could wish for nothing more from life and lived it as if every hour was happy hour at the local tavern.